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"Hey Norge," Denmark grinned, poking the side of the Norwegian's cheek with the tip of his finger. "Hey Norge," you repeated, poking the other side. "Hey Norge," both you and the Dane said in sync.

Norway sat on an armchair, and much to his displeasure he was being tortured. Tortured by what, you ask? He was being tortured by an idiot and...well...you. All he wanted was to just sit down, take a rest and read. But oh no, he couldn't even have something as simple as that. He wasn't asking to rule to the world. He wasn't even asking for Denmark's head to implode - even though that would be highly amusing. Was it really too much to ask for peace and quiet?

"Hey Norge," Denmark started the annoying routine all over again, attacking Norway's left cheek with his 'devil finger'. You copied the Dane's actions, but you were attacking Norway's right cheek instead.

The Norwegian was struggling to keep his usual emotionless face, and you noticed that as he stared down at the book of fairy tales in his hands, his right eye was twitching madly. However, you and Denmark still continued.

"Hey Norge."
"Hey Norge."
"Hey Lukas."
"Hey Lukas."
"Hey Dude."
"Will you go away?" Norway finally responded, looking up from his book, letting out an annoyed sigh. He turned his gaze towards the Danish man at his right, shooting him a 'WTF' look. As always, the blame was directed at Denmark. Truthfully, Norway just couldn't blame you. Even if he did, you'd just show him an irresistibly cute puppy-face.

Denmark grinned and shook his head. "Nope."

A giggle sounded from the other side of the chair, and Norway found his face heating up. He slowly turned his head to see you smirking, and trying to hold in that adorable giggle of yours. "Whatcha doin~?" You tilted your head to the side in an insanely cute way - only for Norway's blush to darken.

"Reading," he turned away, burying his face back into his book. "So go away."

A few moments passes, and the Norwegian was sure that he had been left alone and that he could finally get some peace. He relaxed, leaning back in his chair, eyes following the printed words on the pages on his book.

"Hey Norge," you and Denmark started again, causing Norway to slam his book closed, throw it onto the coffee table and rub his temples in annoyance. "What.Do.You.Want?" He growled each word out separately through gritted teeth.

"Play with us," you smirked. Norway's face broke out into mad blushing for the second time. There was more than one way to interpret your request, and the first thing that sprung to his mine was the dirty one. "Yeah, we're bored," Denmark sighed. Norway sunk deeper into his chair, the blush on his face leaving as quickly as it came.
"Then go bother Sweden," he muttered.
"Sve kicked us out," you pouted.
"Then bother Finland."
"Fin is with Sve," Denmark folded his arms.
"Then bother Iceland."
"Your brother sent us here," you grinned, causing Norway to groan in response. There was no way you'd leave him alone. He was stuck with the both and the Dane.

"Then what do you expect me to do?" He muttered sarcastically.
"Entertain us," the Dane beside him chuckled.
"No," his answer was simple. However, Denmark decided to push him further.
"Then stop being boring."
"No."
"Read to us."
"You're not little kids."
"No."
"Draw us an elf."
"No."
"Draw us a unicorn that has its head stuck up Nyan cat's ass."
"What? No."
"Have incest with Ice."
"Ew, and definitely not."
"Give us money."
"No."
"Say 'I'm stupid'."
"You're stupid."
"Hey! That's not nice!"
"You admitted it first."
"Shut...up..." you yawned. "Both of you are giving me a headache..."

Both males  turned their heads to see a rather cute sight. You had your head rested on the arm of the chair and your hands were sleepily pawing at yours eyes, fighting sleep. It would seem that Denmark and Norway went on for quite a while.

"A-Are you tired?" Norway mentally slapped himself for stuttering - but what you were doing was almost too cute to handle. Suddenly, a scatter of feet was heard. Norway turned his head to see that Denmark had escaped - probably to raid the fridge. His timing was horrible. Now Norway was...alone with you...

"I'm fine..." you muttered, staring up at him through a half lidded gaze.

Norway found himself practially melting at the sight of you. "I find that doubtful," Norway concluded. "I'm fine," you whined, waving your arm slowly and sleepily in front of his face. "I told you.. I'm....f..fine.."

A small smile played onto the Norwegian's usually straight face as he stared down at your half-asleep form. He sighed happily as he noticed your eyes slowly fluttering closed. "(Your Name)?" He asked, waiting to see if you would respond. However, you were fully asleep, so no response came.

Norway stood up from his sitting position on his chair, before leaning over your form. "Come on vakker [1]," he smiled, lifting you up into his arms in a bridal style lift.

He carried you up the wooden stairs, stopping in front of his bedroom door. What harm could it do to put you on his bed? Putting you on Denmark's was out of the question. Finland would probably have been the best choice, but instead he decided to put you on his. He kicked the door open gently with his foot, heading into the room quietly and carefully placing you on the comfortable covers that were printed with the Norwegian flag.

"God natt min kjære [2]" He smiled lightly, placing a small kiss on your forehead. He pulled the overs up, tucking your sleeping form into the bed. Just as he turned to leave, he heard a faint whisper. He turned back around, seeing that you were still asleep.

"Norway..." You called out, grasping onto the pillow in your sleep. The Norwegian's face automatically heated up at the mention of his name. "D-Don't leave me," you mumbled, and Norway was beginning to question whether you were actually asleep, but indeed you were. "D-Don't l-leave me w-with D-Den..."

"That's reasonable," Norway muttered. No one in their right minds would want to be a alone with him. "D-Don't go... I l-love you."

Norway found that his breath had suddenly been taken away from him. He took one shaky step towards the bed, waiting to see if you were done talking. "I love you," you muttered again, clutching onto the pillow. Norway could no longer account for his actions. He lay down on the other side of the bed, wrapping his arms around you waist and dragging you closer to his chest.

You woke up from the sudden movement, and sleepily lifting your head you locked gaze with Norway's beautiful blue eyes. You were startled momentarily at the fact that he had his arms wrapped around you, and that you were pressed up against his chest.

The Norwegian raked a hand through your (h/c) hair, planting another small kiss on your forehead. "Jeg elsker deg [3]," he breathed.
"W-What?" You stuttered, not understanding anything of what he was saying.
"I love you."
"Y-You do?"
"More than anything."
"I-I....I...I love y-you too..."
"I know."
"W-What!?"
"You talk in your sleep min kjære [4]"
"...........wow...I never knew that..."
"Well, now you do. But, I have a request.."
"What?" You asked, confused.
"Go back to sleep."
"What? Why?"
"You look cute when you're sleeping..."

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A/N

TRANSLATIONS
[1] beautiful
[2] Good night my dear
[3] I love you
[4] My dear

I can't believe I did ANOTHER Norway one-shot. I can't help it.. Norway's like, my favourite character. Although, I do like Iceland a lot as well. But anyway, when I wrote the 'Go back to sleep' the only thing I was thinking was HOLY HELL IT'S JEFF. Me = Person who is obsessed with creepypasta.
So I got one done... I think I'm too obsessed with Norway...And Iceland.. But mostly Norway.. So anyway, I hope you guys like this one. Please comment and etc.
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:iconshyhetaliastuckfan:
shyhetaliastuckfan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Student Artist
Kawaii! !!♡♥
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BlackHeart310 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
" draw us an unicorn that is horn stuck in nu a cat ass!"

Me: TF??
My friend : whut XD
Norway: what.no!
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Fem-PrussiaFTW Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014  Student Artist
"Have incest with Ice"
Heh.
Do it.
Do it now.
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EchoingInsanity15 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Student Artist
Haha~! Yes!! Do it now!! 
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Fem-PrussiaFTW Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Student Artist
AHHAhAHAHHAHAHAH- Wait.
KESESeSESESESESESESEESESESESSESE~
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EchoingInsanity15 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Student Artist
NorIce friends forever? 
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Fem-PrussiaFTW Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student Artist
YESH!!!
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:iconechoinginsanity15:
EchoingInsanity15 Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Student Artist
YAY!!!!
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midnightwolfshinobi Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014
You know those moments when you just wanna embrace someone?
With two hands...
around their neck...
until they stop breathing...
"Draw us a unicorn with its head up nyan cats ass"
...One of those moments...
AND NORWAY EVOLVED INTO FRICKIN JEFF JWBDJSVSJDVSHVDJSBXHDGSHGDJSVXUHSVAKAOOJQBDGUDCHAKVUAFJPWGIVIDHIWGIGSIVDGIKSBUDBWGDIGBIXVISVKEGIDKBKGEVKDHU
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Dozzard Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Have incest with Icey?Iaughed so hard :-D
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GumaBall Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"Draw us a unicorn that has its head stuck up Nyan cat's ass."
Holy-
I died-
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asianturnip Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I read raw a unicorn with its head in nyan cats ass and was laughing on the floor until it said that I was sleepy. The sad thing about that is that I was lying on my bed.
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Jett1038 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Student General Artist
UNICORN NYAN CAT ASS I DIED XD
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PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
DID you know that there is Jeff the Killer movie coming out...... hehe... Go back to sleep~
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ReninWodsha Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Student Photographer
omg i was thinking the same xD
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:iconprussiaskitten:
PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So glad I wasn't alone on that.
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PrincessDeme0425 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
"Draw a picture of a unicorn with it's head up Nyan Cats ass"? WHAT!!??
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LemonzForLife Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Dude, you love creepypasta AND hetalia?! You. Are. Awesome.
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CatcomixSF Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
That unicorn and nyan cat thing gave me inspiration to draw 
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DemigodArtist Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconjeffthekillerplz:
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AmuletAmethyst Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Student General Artist
OMG YOU KILLED ME
BECAUSE THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
XD
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DemigodArtist Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Student General Artist
XD
Great minds think alike
//OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE ASDFGHKLJ
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AmuletAmethyst Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Student General Artist
THANK YOU I LOVE YOURS TOO! //FUKKIRETA!!
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DemigodArtist Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconhyperplz:
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Prussiafanatic Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyaynorwayplz:
:iconyaydenmark-plz:
WOOOOO CREEPYPASTA!!!! 
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lilianboy Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Student Artist
you like creepypasta ? yay another person who likes creepypasta and hetalia!
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TailsTheFoxFan717 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014   Writer
Thank goodness! Not the only one that automaticley went 'JEFF' when they saw 'go back to sleep' :iconfuckyeahamericaplz:
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kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
SO CUTE!!! I LOVE Norway
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begitte Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So cute :3
But the translation for [1] is a little wrong; beautiful would be directly translated into that, yes, but in this text it would fit better with skjønnhet
(So the text would be "Come on skjønnhet" instead of "Come on vakker". Although, skjønnhet would be directly translated into beauty, but you don't use vakker in a sentence that's build up like this one. If you wanted to use vakker, you could write "Come on, min vakre" which means "Come on, my beautiful"). I'm Norwegian, so it's funny to see other people from around the world use norwegian words in stories like this :3
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WoffiWaffles Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe, I also reacted at that since I'm Norwegian too. :3
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109144 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So cute!>w<
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SofiaWerewolf Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I was half expecting Denmark to burst in the room like the cock block he is :iconyaydenmark-plz:
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Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah………who isn't by now?
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109144 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG. IKR?!
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inocentHorror Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
OMG this was awesome!
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Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013
Aww Norge <3
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Kurahei Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Have incest with Ice."
"Ew, and definitely not."
...WHY NOT??? D:
//shot
I love it though :'D
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lepoerd731 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Love this one too~! (Sorry for pretty much spamming you, but your fanfics are so good~!) I'm a little too obsessed with Norway as well... And Iceland comes in a close second, followed by Finland.
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BlueLight01 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this!!!!!! :iconyaynorwayplz: !!!!

(HETALIA AND CREEPYPASTA WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!)
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Prucanon Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I thought as Well about jeff O.o
God i loved this,
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MinimandyxGrimjr Featured By Owner May 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...... YES YOUR AWESOME LIKE PRUSSIA!!!! I LOVE CREEPYPASTAS AND NORWAY!!!!! x3 KYAAAAAAAAA~!
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RecklessAlbinoChibi Featured By Owner May 15, 2013
CREEPYPASTAS RULEEEEEEE!!
And so does Norway >:3
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MinimandyxGrimjr Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
of course!! XD I LOVE NORWAY!!! Mostly out of the Nordics :3
Denmark: That's not faaaaiiiiirrrr~
YOU'RE DRUNK DENNY!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Norway: *chokes Denmark*
Finny: ^^U
Su-San: *stares blankly*
Icy: *arguing with puffin*
.~. Weeeeeiiiirrrrddddd
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RecklessAlbinoChibi Featured By Owner May 16, 2013
The Nordics = awesome.

Also, that reminds me.
HOW AWESOME IS ZHIS ICON!? :iconnorwaychokeplz:
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MinimandyxGrimjr Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XDXDXDXDXD agreed
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TheOneAndOnly-K Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Awwwwwwwwww~ Jeff did you take Norge's vitals at the end o.o
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OddDisease Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Someone who's obsessed with Creepypasta and Norway? LET ME LOVE YOU!!!~ :iconsupertighthugplz:
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RecklessAlbinoChibi Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
:iconbrohugplz: Well yeah~ Creepypasta and Norway PWNS.
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GirlScoutCookies100 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:icongotosleepplz: + :iconsexynorwayplz: = :iconthisplz:



What an odd combination...
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RecklessAlbinoChibi Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
I know, I know. I didn't mean to do it, it just kinda happened. Although, I seriously wouldn't mind a Jeff/Norway cross.
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