Fairy Tail x Male!Reader [Late Christmas Oneshot]

WARNING: Swearing


This wasn't actually finished. So it's super short. And doesn't really have an ending. Sorry. Also it's late by 6 days. Lel.

The guild was loud and cheerful, though that should have honestly been expected. Especially at this time of year. It was a day that brought everybody together; trivial fights between friends were forgotten, grudges were dropped, and everybody was just happy. The entire guild was full to the brim with smiles and laughter, though despite this, Fairy Tail was always going to be itself. Sure, there were smiles and cheers, but nobody can stop their boisterous actions. This was Fairy Tail, after all. They wouldn't change for no one, nor thing. 

"Damn it, Gray! Get off me!" Ah, here we see [Male Name]. The [hair colour] haired male protested wildly as a certain Ice Wizard attempted for the billionth time to shove a pair of reindeer antlers onto the young man's head. "Gray! I don't want it! Who the fuck do you think I am? Rudolph!?"

"I was thinking more of Dancer or Prancer," Gray choked back his laughter as he pushed [Male Name] down, trying his best to stop him from squirming. "You're going to be our reindeer, deal with it!"

[Male Name] kicked and lashed out as much as he could, but Gray somehow managed to keep him down. After quite a moment of the struggle, Gray finally managed to shove the antlers onto [Male Name]'s head, and then hold his arms down afterwards to keep him from taking them off. "Ahah! I'll name you Prancer!"

But then, before [Male Name] could shout out a bunch of profanities, Natsu slammed down to his knees and grinned down and [Male Name]. "Nah, man! He's gotta be our Blitzen! Blitzen sounds awesome! Best reindeer! So much cooler than 'Prancer'!"

And then, Erza was leaning down. "I think he makes a good Comet, right?" She put her hands on her hips, laughing lightly as a small golden bell on her santa hat jingled. It wasn't long for Lucy to be stood beside her, giggling at [Male Name] with a little pink dusting her cheeks. "D'aaaw, he's adorable! I vote Cupid!"

"He's Prancer! There's no room for discussion!" Gray kept the male down, grinning wildly all the while. 

"Let me go!" [Male Name] yelped out, trying to wriggle away from the male that restrained him. "I'm no fucking reindeer! Let me go before I jam an antler into your throat!"

It was then that a deeper voice joined the conversation. "Is Prancer being a bad reindeer? Do we have to put him down?" They all turned their heads to see a chuckling Laxus. "Be a good boy, Prancer, and they we'll feed you some oats. Would you like that?" 

"LAXUS DREYAR, I'M GOING TO PUT YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE," [Male Name] kicked and screamed, but Gray didn't seem like he was about to let him free anytime soon. "Prancer, calm down, boy. We need to put the collar on and get you ready for flight!" 

"WHAT!?" [Male Name] was practically screaming by now as he watched with horror whilst Gray was being handed a red collar that was decorated with golden bells from Gajeel. 

"Geehee, it's so cruel that it's just fun," the Iron Dragon Slayer choked back a laugh, his grin wide and uninviting. "Hurry up and put the collar on him!" 

Whilst Gray fought against [Male Name] to put the collar on him, the entire guild watched with interest. Some were even suggesting more things to put onto the struggling male, though their requests were denied rather quickly by Erza. And nobody messes with Erza. 

Once the collar had been attached to [Male Name]'s neck, Gray grinned in triumph. "Ahah! Look at him! He makes a fine reindeer! Welcome to the family, Prancer!" 

Before [Male Name] could scream bloody murder, Master Makarov was bouncing down off the counter and laughing at the poor [hair colour] haired male. "Never had I thought there'd be a reindeer in my guild! Alzack, Bisca, no hunting!" That last remark caused quite a few chuckles to run through the guild. The old man then pointed at [Male Name], cackling all the while. "[Male Name]! It is guild law that you're not allowed to remove those antlers until next year!"

"WHAT!?" Ah. There it is. Here we have a wild reindeer, screaming and kicking. He needs to be tamed in order to make him a decent house pet. 

Well. This was quite the Christmas.